February 2012
352 posts
CAN SOMEONE JUST INVENT A MAGICAL MOVIE THEATER...
At the midnight premiere.
Employee at theater: Um, ma'am you can't enter the theater with those arrows.
Me: And why not?
Employee: Because it's a danger to everyone else. You could accidentally hurt someone.
Me: Do you know who I am?
Employee: Um -
Me: DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I AM KATNISS FREAKING EVERDEEN.
Employee: I don't care who you are, you can't take those in.
Me: FIRE IS CATCHING!
Employee: But -
Me: AND IF WE BURN
Employee: Wh -
Me: YOU BURN WITH US.
Employee:
Me: Don't make me use these arrows.
Reblog if you are a Wizard, Tribute, Narnian, and...
wonderlandinmymind:
f1nn1ck:
YOU CANT JUST SHOW KATNISS AND GALE LIKE THAT SMILING IN THE WOODS AND THEN THE BREAD SCENE
HP Fandom: Oh no...
Twilight Fandom: What??
1D Fandom: Its happened again...
Sherlock Fandom: Oh fuck here we go.
THG Fandom: NEW FUCKING TRAILER HOLY SHIT FJDKSLAJFKDSL BREAD SCENE OMG BREAD SCENE HOLY FJDSKALJFDSLA IM DEAD IM SOBBING UGLY SOBS WHY AM I SO DAMN UGLY DAMN SOBS OMG THE NEW TRAILER I CANT MY HEART MY HEART I CANT SOMEONE HOLD ME PLEASE IM SHAKING AND I CANT IM ABOUT TO FJDKLA...
*THG Fandom explodes and everyone dies*
i can just imagine what the lionsgate headquarters...
the-effectshe-canhave:
i-volunteer—as-tribute:
i think my heart is going to break if i watch it...
bangs-and-eyes asked: why is your quality blog following me akjdkjaskdja
2013 Oscar Predictions:
Best Movie: The Hunger Games
Best Actor: Josh Hutcherson - The Hunger Games
Best Actress: Jennifer Lawrence - The Hunger Games
Best Adapted Screenplay: The Hunger Games
Best Director: Gary Ross - The Hunger Games
Best Supporting Actor: Woody Harrelson - The Hunger Games
Best Supporting Actress: Amandla Stenberg - The Hunger Games
Best Cinematography: The Hunger Games
Best Art Direction: The Hunger Games
Best Costume Designs: The Hunger Games
Best Film Editing: The Hunger Games
Best Makeup: The Hunger Games
Best Original Score: The Hunger Games
Best Original Song: The Hunger Games
Best Sound Editing: The Hunger Games
Best Sound Mixing: The Hunger Games
Best Visual Effects: The Hunger Games
reblog if you're a hunger games blog
p-e-e-e-t-a:
i’m going to make a list
Katniss was talking about this kind of dandelion.
capitolgoods:
It’s yellow, and you can eat it.
NOT THIS KIND
THIS, IS SOME SHITTY ALLERGENIC NIGHTMARE THAT YOU CAN’T CONSUME.
I can imagine the Catching Fire interviews already
Interviewer: So what was your favourite film to shoot in the movie?
Josh: The cave scene
Interviewer: I meant from Catching Fire
Josh: The cave scene
Interviewer: yes its a great scene in the hunger games movie but-
Josh: CAVE
Interviewer: but-
Josh: SCENE
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